Welcome to Narf's Cavern, a collection of musicals, games, songs, stories, humor essays and whatever else Chris Guin happens to decide to put there. Narf, Chris's ever-stoic-and-smiling pet Welsh dragon, has put a lot of effort into his cavern, so take a moment or two, peruse the rooms and vaults, and see what hidden treasures you can find...
Front Hall
Narf's Front Hall is the jumping off point for your cavern treasure hunt. Take some time to get oriented by reading the latest updates and learning about the creators of Narf's Cavern. Don't forget to sign the guestbook on your way out!
The C-File
The C-File is a weekly humor column posted every Friday. Chris likes to let off some of his sarcasm and cynicism here, so Narf (not being a fan of conflict much) likes to throw these in his scary Monster Pit. If you're brave enough, though, you can journey to the brink of the pit and see what Chris has come up with...
- C-File Main Menu (Flash)
- C-File #1: On Why I Like Harding - March 18, 2002
- C-File #2: On Telephones - March 19, 2002
- C-File #3: On Why American Schools Stink - March 20, 2002
- C-File #4: On What Happens When Philosophers Get On AOL Instant Messenger - March 21, 2002
- C-File #8: On Why I Don't Do Ballet - March 27, 2002
- C-File #16: On How to Take an IB Exam Without Really Trying - April 9, 2002
- C-File #22: On Prose vs Poetry, a C-File in Dialog - April 18, 2002
- C-File #40: On Defeating the Purpose, a C-File in Poetry - June 21, 2002
- C-File #56: On Creative Writing Pet Peeves - October 21, 2002
- C-File #59: On Kidney Stones - October 28, 2002
- C-File #62: On Madame Butterfly - November 10, 2002
- C-File #63: On Discernment - November 12, 2002
- C-File #79: On Going to the Opera, the Sequel - February 28, 2003
- C-File #82: On Allergy Season - April 5, 2003
- C-File #83: On the Spleen - April 17, 2003
- C-File #84: On Evil Hospital Billing Departments - April 20, 2003
- C-File #87: On Peru, a Photo Essay C-File - July 16, 2003
- C-File #93: On Ireland (The HUE Files) - October 2, 2003
- C-File #94: On Wales and the Lake District (The HUE Files) - October 9, 2003
- C-File #95: On Scotland (The HUE Files) - October 17, 2003
- C-File #96: On Edinburgh (The HUE Files) - October 23, 2003
- C-File #97: On Relationships With God - October 30, 2003
- C-File #98: On York (The HUE Files) - October 31, 2003
- C-File #99: On the Seven Woes - November 16, 2003
- C-File #100: On The Adventures of Narf, a Children's Book C-File (The HUE Files) - January 7, 2004
- C-File #101: On Spending Until It Hurts (The HUE Files) - November 19, 2003
- C-File #102: On France (The HUE Files) - January 11, 2004
- C-File #109: On Searcy, a Parody of Chicago - Febraury 29, 2004
- C-File #117: On Rating Harding Women, a C-File in Iambic Pentameter - April 25, 2004
- C-File #124: On How I Was Once a Preschool Mac Daddy - July 18, 2004
- C-File #125: On Overcoming Summer Lethargy - July 25, 2004
- C-File #126: On Lasik - August 1, 2004
- C-File #127: On Why Jennie and Taylor are Just Great - August 8, 2004
- C-File #128: On Being Best Man of All - August 15, 2004
- C-File #129: On How Aliens Are Taking Over Searcy - August 29, 2004
- C-File #130: On How to Write a Requirements Document - September 5, 2004
- C-File #131: On Making Eye Contact With People - September 12, 2004
- C-File #132: On Hurricane Ivan - September 19, 2004
- C-File #133: On the Atkins Program - September 26, 2004
- C-File #134: On How Slow Arkansas Drivers Are - October 3, 2004
- C-File #135: On the GRE - October 17, 2004
- C-File #136: On Why I Won't Be Voting for George W. Bush - October 24, 2004
- C-File #137: On SoftDev - December 19, 2004
- C-File #138: On Applying to Graduate School - December 26, 2004
- C-File #139: On World of Warcraft - January 2, 2005
- C-File #140: On The Beginning of The End - December 20, 2005
- C-File #141: On Pride and Prejudice - January 23, 2005
- C-File #142: On the News - Febraury 6, 2005
- C-File #143: On Not Being Fat Anymore - February 7, 2005
- C-File #144: On Avoiding Cleaning the Room - February 13, 2005
- C-File #145: On the Day of Service - Febraury 25, 2005
- C-File #146: On the Day Before Spring Break - March 4, 2005
- C-File #147: On the Survey Trip to Boston - March 20, 2005
- C-File #148: On My Last Spring Sing Show/Rainbow Road - March 27, 2005
- C-File #149: On Repealing Daylight Savings Time - April 3, 2005
- C-File #150: On Why I'm So Mean to Narf, a Strong Bad Style C-File - May 13, 2005
- C-File #151: On Why I'll Always Like Harding - May 30, 2005
- C-File #152: On Jonathan Getting Hitched - June 6, 2005
- C-File #153: On Moving the Newlyweds In - June 15, 2005
- C-File #154: On Revenge of the Sith - June 19, 2005
- C-File #155: On Disney World's 50th Anniversary of Something or Other - July 25, 2005
- C-File #156: On Mendelian Oblivion - August 5, 2005
- C-File #157: On the Eternal Quest for Low Carb Ice Cream - August 12, 2005
- C-File #158: On the Origin of Motor Vehicles - August 25, 2005
- C-File #159: On Making it On Your Own - September 30, 2005
- C-File #160: On What New Englanders Do For Fun - October 16, 2005
- C-File #161: On Dim Sum and Controlling the Weather - December 3, 2005
- C-File #162: On the White Witch - December 11, 2005
- C-File #163: On My First Hockey Game - February 5, 2006
- C-File #164: On Valentine's Day - February 28, 2006
- C-File #165: On Mission: Impossible 3 - June 24, 2006
- C-File #166: On Recipes for the Soy Allergic - August 21, 2006
- C-File #167: On e-Filing and the Waterfall Method - April 14, 2007
- C-File #168: On Entering the Real World - May 17, 2007
- C-File #169: On Riding the T - February 7, 2008
The Narf-Cade
Narf's old arcade machine has some spiffy Flash games on it, no quarters or tokens necessary!
Drawing Board
Here you can find my irregularly posted thoughts on musicals, fantasy stories, World
of Warcraft, or whatever creative junk I'm filling my mind with. Yup, it's a blog. You
can even comment, if you want!
Story Corner
Narf keeps a cozy little library of short stories and full length musicals which you are welcome to browse.
Treasure Pile
Just like any good dragon, Narf has a huge pile of gold stashed away in the back of his cavern. Among the treasures, however, you might stumble upon any number of fun things he got from his master.
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Chris Guin 2002-2007. All rights reserved, including without limitation performance, music, lyrics, recordings, and books
