Welcome to the C-File, a collection of humor essays that I wrote throughout my college career. Currently this page acts as a repository for older C-Files I particularly enjoyed, but it's entirely possible I'll be returning to form, so check back from time to time.

#170: On How to Survive Moving Back to the South - I wrote this C-File for a couple of friends moving back to Texas after several years in Massachusetts.
Posted: 2009-06-27 | Written: 2009-06-27

#169: On Riding the T - Thoughts on public transportation in Boston, the good and the bad.
Posted: 2009-04-01 | Written: 2008-02-07

#159: On Making it On Your Own - This was written shortly after moving to Boston alone to start grad school. Apparently domestic duties didn't come so naturally.
Posted: 2009-04-01 | Written: 2005-09-30

#158: On the Origin of Motor Vehicles - A parody of Darwin's Origin of Species.
Posted: 2009-04-01 | Written: 2005-08-25

#150: On Why I'm So Mean to Narf, a Strong Bad Style C-File - A Flash cartoon homage to the Strong Bad Emails at homestarrunner.com.
Posted: 2009-04-01 | Written: 2005-05-13

#133: On the Atkins Program - I did the low-carb thing for nearly two years, and lost 50 or so pounds.
Posted: 2009-04-01 | Written: 2004-09-26

#128: On Being Best Man of All - My friends Taylor and Jen pronounced me "best man of all" for their wedding, resulting in this.
Posted: 2009-04-01 | Written: 2004-08-15

#126: On Lasik - Before my senior year of college, I had a certain procedure performed. I was not at all traumatized.
Posted: 2009-04-01 | Written: 2004-08-01

#100: On The Adventures of Narf, a Children's Book C-File (The HUE Files) - A children's book C-File introducing the world to the character Narf, in a photo essay chronicling my semester in England and travels in Europe.
Posted: 2009-04-01 | Written: 2004-01-07

#97: On Relationships With God - I read this C-File for chapel while in England with Harding University - it got laughs. And it makes a serious point I still emphatically believe.
Posted: 2009-04-01 | Written: 2003-10-30

#50: On Into the Woods, a Vitalize! C-File - My first attempt at an in-browser game, from the perspective of the Giant from Stephen Sondheim's acerbic musical Into the Woods.
Posted: 2009-04-01 | Written: 2002-09-27

#16: On How to Take an IB Exam Without Really Trying - I graduated from high school with a diploma from the International Baccalaureate program, but, surprisingly, not without learning a thing or two.
Posted: 2009-04-01 | Written: 2002-04-09

#1: On Why I Like Harding - My very first C-File, caustically describing my love of my undergraduate school.
Posted: 2009-04-01 | Written: 2002-03-18